Movie: There's Something About Mary

Scene: The Farrelly brothers have gross-out movies in their blood. Moments before he heads out on a date with Mary Jenson (Cameron Diaz), Ted Peloquin (Ben Stiller) realises heading out with 'a loaded gun' could be disasterous and takes the matter in hand. Suprised by the door bell, Ted misplaces the product of his solo entertainment, only for Mary to find it on his head, whip it off with a finger and use it as hair cream.

Gross-o-meter: Typical Farrelly gross-out comedy